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The Zodiac Signs as Pizza


The Zodiac Signs As Pizza

There are plenty of disagreements among the different zodiac signs, but hopefully, we can all come to at least one mutual agreement — pizza is the superior dish. With limitless ingredients, toppings, flavors and combos available, there really is something for every personality.

Your favorite pizza might be a personal choice, but with all the options out there, it might be hard to decide. If you’re feeling a little fickle, all you have to do is look up — the answer is written in the stars! What is the perfect pizza for each astrological sign?

Giordano’s Picks for the 12 Zodiac Signs as Pizza

Find your sign below and determine if your pizza is accurate — we’ll let you be the judge.

The Zodiac Signs As Pizza

Aries (March 21-April 19) — Meat and More Meat (Pepperoni, Sausage, Salami and Bacon)

Aries, the ram, is known for being fearless and bold — if a little hot-headed. A meat pizza is the perfect choice for any Aries, especially if you add some red pepper flakes on top.

It’s no secret that the Aries are a competitive bunch and love to snag first place whenever possible. It’s only natural that their pizza would combine two of the most popular toppings in the United States — pepperoni and sausage. If you’re an Aries, head on over to Giordano’s and fulfill your need for adventure and excitement with a tasty meat pizza.

Taurus (April 20-May 20) — Classic Margherita (Fresh Mozzarella, Tomatoes, Asiago Cheese and Basil)

Taureans — the bulls — might be known for their stubbornness, but that doesn’t stop them from enjoying the finer things in life. You can’t get much finer than a classic Margherita pizza. Taureans often strive for perfection, and Margherita pizza is a pristine blend of the freshest ingredients, including mozzarella, tomatoes and basil — that’s a pretty perfect concoction if you ask us.

Gemini (May 21-June 20) — Super Veggie (Mushrooms, Green Peppers, Spinach, Black Olives, Onions and Garlic-Coated Broccoli)

Geminis — the twins — are often thought of as two-faced, but they’re better known as energetic and communicative extroverts. Just don’t ask a Gemini to make a decision. Their duality means they struggle to decide on toppings, making a super veggie pizza the perfect choice.

Geminis can try out pizza that includes a hodgepodge of all their go-to vegetables, including greens, mushrooms, black olives and onions. One could say veggie pizza matches the energy of the Gemini — chaotic and unpredictable — but in the best way possible.

Cancer (June 21-July 22) — Fresh Spinach (Fresh Spinach and Cheese)

Cancer, the crab, might seem a bit overbearing to the outside observer, but these people are generally shy and reserved. They tend to be among the most mature members of the zodiac. A fresh spinach pizza is the perfect representation of their sensitive and nurturing nature.

Many Cancerians are no strangers to acute stress, indigestion and butterflies in the stomach. Fortunately, spinach is an excellent source of fiber and low in FODMAPs, making it an ideal topping for those with digestion and gut troubles.

Leo (July 23-August 22) — Parmesan Cheese Crusted Pan Pizza

You can never have too much cheese, especially if you’re a Leo. These lion signs always love to be the center of attention, and this cheese-crusted personal pan pizza will ensure it. Leos are also shameless and unhinged romantics, and they often like their pizza the way they like their romance — extra cheesy.

Virgo (August 23-September 22) — The Classic Chicago Deep-Dish (Pepperoni, Mushrooms, Green Pepper and Onion)

Virgo is the sign most often associated with stability. If you’re looking for practicality in your pizza, your best option is a classic Chicago deep-dish pizza stuffed with cheese and toppings. It strikes the optimal balance of being satisfying and delicious, catering to even the most particular Virgo palate.

Libra (September 23-October 22) — Spinach, Artichoke and Feta Cheese (Spinach, Artichoke and Feta With Lemon Vinaigrette)

Libras are known for being balanced and fair. They strive for balance and symmetry in every aspect of their lives, including food. Naturally, they might crave a pizza that both looks and tastes incredible. If you’re seeking the perfect balance of flavors, you can’t go wrong with a spinach, artichoke and feta cheese pizza, especially if you’re looking for fresh flavors.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21) — A Personal Pan Pizza

Have you ever known a scorpion to share? Scorpios tend to be clever and passionate, but they trend toward self-centeredness as well. A personal pan pizza lets you enjoy all your toppings without worrying about sharing. Gratify your desire for independence with a pizza fully customized to you and you only.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) — Chicken Pesto Pizza (Chicken, Pesto and Tomatoes)

Sagittarius, the archer, is known for being bold, spontaneous and fun. These qualities make them the perfect match for the sharp and delicious chicken pesto pizza. A Sagittarius also knows how to eat, and a chicken pesto pizza can take on even the most colossal appetite.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19) — Pepperoni Pizza 

Capricorn, the goat, is practical, reliable and fiercely loyal. Capricorns enjoy structure, security and routine. They find comfort in stability, order and knowing exactly what to expect. For that reason, you can’t go wrong with an old staple — the classic pepperoni pizza.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18) — Bacon BBQ Chicken (Barbecue Sauce Base, Chicken, Bacon and Onions)

Aquarius is the water bearer, and these individuals tend to be unpredictable. They are freethinkers — their creativity, innovativeness and wild imaginations know no bounds. They refuse to conform to normal standards, so you shouldn’t expect them to choose a normal pizza. Tomato sauce? Nah! A barbecue sauce base sounds even better.

Pisces (February 19-March 20) — The Special Pizza (Sausage, Mushrooms, Green Peppers and Onions)

Pisces, the fish, is best known for being creative and wise. They’d certainly agree to this special pizza with all its delicious flavors. You can’t go wrong with sausage, mushrooms, peppers and onions, after all.

If we want to get stereotypical, the average Pisces might gravitate toward anchovies or other seafood toppings. However, they may also be inclined to think outside the box with more complex pairings, which is precisely what this pizza delivers.

Let Astrology Guide Your Pizza Choices

No matter your zodiac sign, one of these 12 pizzas from Giordano’s is sure to please any pizza-strologist! Do you think your pizza accurately represents your sign? Come to Giordano’s to find out! While based in Chicago, we proudly serve a variety of cities throughout Illinois. We also have locations in these other states:

  • Colorado
  • Florida
  • Indiana
  • Iowa
  • Minnesota
  • Ohio
  • Nevada
  • Wisconsin

Our extensive menu has no shortage of options to fuel your inner foodie, from scrumptious deep-dish to our decadent pan pizza. Don’t hold back — make it a meal deal and accompany your entree with an appetizer, salad, beverage or dessert.

Whatever your astrological sign, we have something for everyone. So, what are you waiting for? Place your order online or visit one of our locations to dine in today!

Let Astrology Guide Your Pizza Choices